Nautilus Diner

The unreasonably giant menu takes a solid 20 minutes to get through, but this diner offers mammoth breakfasts anytime, dozens of sandwiches and endless entrees—from turkey with dressing and cranberry sauce to broiled lobster tails. Its 24-hour feature makes it a target for loud drunken stumblers, so don't get all pissy if they're running around singing. You're trespassing on their turf—not the other way around.